Can't write it but here's how it should go.

Can't write it but here's how it should go.

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HH
Wed Dec 17, 2003 at 10:59:14 am EST

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This was always a good one! I'd continue but I've got writer's block on it. Anyone?

ag
Wed Dec 17, 2003 at 07:20:33 am EST

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Here's how I think this would go if people only had more time:

Part Six, by Donar: Suddenly a giant dimensional rift opens up and five million cannibal Furbies invade the cafe. Donar, who is taking an imperial bath (his annual one) in Ausgard also gets dimensionally rifted in to deal with them. Well, him, Mjalcolm, and some quickly-diminishing soap bubbles.

Part Seven, by Yo: An army of bunnies from the Happy Place arrive to deal with the Furbies, but meanwhile a horde of tabloid photographers have swarmed down on Donar.

Part Eight, by Lisa: While Lisa... distracts... the photographers the LL have a hurried meeting to deal with the rift. Clearly the best thing to do is to throw Visionary into it.

Part Nine, by Vizh: Vizh, Fleabot, and Asil have adventures down the rabbit hole, and discover another three hundred rifts forming, ready to swallow the diner, its proprietor, and then the whole city. Also Vizh loses his wallet. There may be interspecies robot sex as well.

Part Ten, by Sorceress: Despite swarms of appalling creatures spawning out of the rifts wanting to impregnate her, Whitney manages to concentrate them all into one whopping big rift. Only Banjooo's rear end is large enough to plug it.

Part Eleven, by Banjooooo: spiffy tries to comfort his friend while his Sea Monkey ass is all that stands between the Parodyverse and disaster. Meanwhile Enty whips up a large bionic ass to replace Banjooo's increasingly besieged one.

Part Twelve, by Nats: Who else would you get to diomensionally travel and then fit and activate the ass?

Part Thirteen, by Dancer: Shep talks to all the invaders and convinces them to be nice people. And as usual every line is incredibly funny.

Part Fourteen, by Finny: Except for one of invaders, who turns out to have this incredibly complex back-story that requires three hundred pages of narrative to unfold and will be continued in the near future.

Part Fifteen, by Space Ghost: And then, for inexplicable reasons, the Beatles arrive and things start exploding. Lots of other things happen that most people wpouldn't even free associate on higly illegal medications.

Part Sixteen, by spiffy: By popular vote spiffy has to follow that, and he promises he will as soon as he's got Random Accuracy running as he likes it, but in the meantime...

Part Seventeen, by Ziles: ...everyone starts speaking in poetry...

Part Eighteen, by Jack: ...then commits gloomy graphic violence on each other...

Part Nineteen, by CSFB!: ...then has sex...

Part Twenty, by DK: ...and the then the nuke goes off...

Part Twenty-One, by Al B. Harper (quoted in it's entirity): "Oh dear," said Al B. Harper.

Part Twenty-Two, by HH: And then it all comes together in a lightslategrey episode that pretends to make sense of the whole thing in some sort of coherent way. At the end the Hooded Hood probably retcons things back to chapter one as a desperate means of salvaging something from the wreck of continuity that is round robins.

Part Twenty-Three, by DBS: Just when everyone's heaving a sigh of relief, DBS reminds everyone he hasn't appeared yet and then drops in Wang the Conqueror.

Okay? Now just write it, folks.

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Follow-Ups:

Ha! Probably even better than the actual story would have been. ;-) (no text) - Visionary - Thu Dec 18, 2003 at 12:36:37 pm EST
BWAHAHAHA! So true! (no text) - ag - Thu Dec 18, 2003 at 06:53:10 am EST